1. God won’t forgive me for being happy
  2. I have to stay married to Mrs CorC? til one of us dies.
  3. Another relationship will make me happy.
  4. If I just buy what they sell on the commercials they show during the football games, I will be happy. Beer, a Lincoln, Pepsi, Papa John’s Pizza, Cialis.
  5. Maybe if I bought Mrs CorC? that diamond, we would have sex.

    I told you they were crazy thoughts. Are you glad they’re not in your head?