- God won’t forgive me for being happy
- I have to stay married to Mrs CorC? til one of us dies.
- Another relationship will make me happy.
- If I just buy what they sell on the commercials they show during the football games, I will be happy. Beer, a Lincoln, Pepsi, Papa John’s Pizza, Cialis.
- Maybe if I bought Mrs CorC? that diamond, we would have sex.
I told you they were crazy thoughts. Are you glad they’re not in your head?